Twelve Days Of Central Bankers Christmas

This is a fun festive Christmas Guest post from Andrew Derbyshire:
On The Twelve Days Of Christmas My Central Banker sent to me:
 
Twelve Non Farm Payrolls
 
Eleven Market Gurus 
 
Ten All Time Highs 
 
Nine Rounds Of Printing 
 
Eight Analyst Upgrades  
 
Seven Faulty Samsung Phones
 
Six Twitter Takeover Rumors
 
Fiiive Gold-en Crosses
 
Four OPEC Meetings
 
Three Wells Fargo Lawsuits
 
Two Separate e-mail accounts
 
One EU Referendum 
 
…And a Zero Rate Policy….